So, remember this guy--Hex King--Archlich of Bellet Osc? Scourge of the Bleak Continent? He of The Unspeakable Crown?
This is Connie:
She killed him. Righteous Might, mace to the back. Not two days ago. A credit to 10th level thieves everywhere.
Also, she drew this unicorn...
Now you're thinking:
Holy fuck, Zak, this Connie sure is an incredible woman, but how can I put this raw force for justice and badassness to work for me?
Funny you should ask! For today on this lazy Thanksgiving Eve we here are introducing a new feature here on Playing D&D With Porn Stars....
ADVICE WITH CONNIE!
Here's a sample:
Dear Connie: Why am I up this early craving Orange Juice like a fucking madman. Is that some sort of allergy?
No, that is your body telling you what it NEEDS. Did you smoke any pot tonight? I don't think you're allergic to anything, but you might want to start keeping orange juice in the fridge. Also, late night/early morning trips out into the world for things like OJ can be really fun and rewarding.
Yeah, I did smoke. And you're right, went the distance to find a 24-hour Kroger. It is cold. I like the music I have playing. I can see my breath singing. Will remember. Thanks.
So, here you go--ask anything about love, food, feelings, career, gaming, moving silently, using rope, whatever--- CONNIE WILL SOLVE ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS!